EdenFantasys Emoji Review

EdenFantasys Emoji vibrator is a cute edition to any sexting geek’s toy box.

EdenFantasys Emoji Design

The Emoji is is a purple and green bullet vibrator made from silicone covered plastic with single push button control.

Length: 4 1/4″
Insertable length: 3 1/4″
Circumference: 3 1/2″
Diameter: 1 1/4″

This toy requires 1 AAA battery. I use rechargeable and recommend other toy enthusiasts do the same.

Pros and Cons

Pros:
Adorable! How cute is this?
Small and handy – easy to stick in a purse, sock drawer, or other hiding place.
Waterproof.
Body-safe silicone cover.

Cons:
Somewhat weak in the vibration department.
A Bit Noisy.
Only 1 button to switch through 7 settings in order to turn off.

My Experience

I loved receiving this lil vibrator. What a cute piece to add to my collection! A vibrator styled after the often eroticized eggplant emoji was right up my geeky ally. By this alone, I feel this is a fantastic addition to anyone’s toy drawer. What is more fun than sending an emoji alone to a sex partner letting them know what you’re up to?

When I had a moment alone, I tried this cutie out. Unfortunately it is not the private moment I needed. The Emoji is the noisiest vibrator I own. Also, heaven forbid, you are interrupted by a knock at the door, this thing does not turn off quickly. The Emoji boasts single button simplicity with 7 “dynamic vibration patterns” but, unfortunately, you have to click through ALL 7 patterns to turn it off.

The great experience we had was that this Emoji is small enough to slip against my clit and press between our connected bodies during sex. This is something we cannot comfortably do with larger toys. This makes sex all the more stimulating for both of us, of course.

Care and Maintenance

EdenFantasys says the Emoji is dishwasher, soap and water, toy cleaner safe.
I clean mine with soap and water or toy cleaner wipes if I’m in a hurry. It is a smooth textured toy and very easy to quickly clean and wipe off.
If you use a dishwasher, of course take it apart and take the battery out.

Disclaimer

I received EdenFantasys Emoji for free in exchange for a review. I did not let this exchange color my review and all words here are my honest opinion of the toy.

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Anticipation: Smut Marathon Round 1 in Review

So I survived Smut Marathon Round 1. You can read my story below or check it out along with the others here.

Anticipation

The blood on my skin was still warm and my cock so erect it hurt. Looking up from the carnage, I watched the door open. The detective always came to see my artistry. Now she could see the artist. I smiled as she stared up at me, stunned but fearless.

My story got 6 votes from the public. Thank you so much. I also got some votes from the Jury but I have no idea how they go about voting so…thank you those of you who enjoyed this short piece.

I’m working on my piece for round 2 now. I hope that my lovely readers will continue to vote and that my work is enough for me to stay in the game.

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Smut Marathon Round 1

Woohoo! My first entry to the 2019 Smut Marathon is sent and the polls are open!
While I cannot tell you which piece is mine, I do want you to go to the link and vote on the 3 pieces you like the most.

The theme for round 1 was: Write about the moment when two people first see each other.
We could not use dialogue and we had to write between 30 and 50 words.

I had the hardest time keeping my word count to 50 words. I edited, removed some words, checked, and I was still over like six times! Gah! If I make it at all far in this marathon I have a feeling the max word counts will be my major downfall.

The polls are open until February 15th so you have 5 days to get your vote in and tell your friends! This would be a fantastic Valentines day present to me and my fellow smut marathoners. Please read the entries and vote! Thank you!

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